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Shark Wine Bag

  • As much as sharks have terrified ocean-adjacent humans for thousands of years, you have to admit they're pretty awesome. The ocean is a big place, and yet they've had one clear apex predator for millions of years. The shark. Sharks also have tons of teeth, for instance a great white has up to 50 active teeth at any time. And we say "active" because behind all those teeth are several more rows of teeth just waiting for one of the others to fall out. But humans need not worry too much, as sharks don't really like eating us that much. In fact, contrary to the movie Jaws, most shark attacks happen because the shark mistakes a person as another animal, and if they do come for you all you have to do is give them a friendly hard punch on the nose so they know you're a human and not a seal. But if you want to celebrate the noble shark's long tenure as top of the food chain without actually getting close to one, just put on this wine bag and show your support from afar. It's safer that way.?

    This is a Drawstring Wine Bag (10 oz.) that has the following qualities:

    • Includes Jute Drawstring;
    • 100% Linen;
    • 6 in. x 14 in.
    • Printed with eco-friendly ink.
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