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Pickle Jar Adult Tank

  • You know, we really should call pickles "pickled cucumbers." Sure, it sounds weird, but that's what they are. Because technically, anything can be pickled. All you need is a big enough jar and a bunch of vinegar. However, and we must stress this, we DO NOT recommend that you attempt to pickle yourself. No matter how much you love pickles (pickled cucumbers) you will not be able to successfully turn yourself into one. In our trials, before the authorities shut us down, we attempted to pickle ourselves slowly, starting with one hand or foot. This just results in the subject's hand or foot smelling strongly of vinegar for about 3 weeks, and subsequently the subject losing some/most of their friends. Instead, just show your love for pickles (pickled cucumbers) by grabbing this tank top and talking too much about them. Like we have here.

    This is a Unisex Adult Tank Top that has the following qualities:

    • Triblend Fabric;
    • Printed with eco-friendly ink.
  • SizeWidthLength
    X-Small1626
    Small1827
    Medium2028
    Large2229
    X-Large2430
    XX-Large2631

    Measurement Notes

    Width is measured across the front of the shirt, one inch below the armhole.

    Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder

    Sleeve Length is measured from the center of the back

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