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Always A Bridesmaid Never The Sober One Beach Towel

  • It's that time of year again: wedding season. And sure, you love your friends and you're happy they're happy, but if you have to buy one more dress, you may just rip out all your bobby pins. The only way to deal with all the pictures, the mother-in-law drama, and the hideous dresses is to drink. And drink. And drink some more. Cheers to the happy couple!

    This is a Beach Towel that has the following qualities:

    • 100% Cotton;
    • 35" x 60"
    • Printed with eco-friendly ink.
  • FREE Shipping for domestic orders.
    All orders ship within 2 to 3 business days.

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