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Abs Are Great, But Have You Tried Donuts? Wine Bag

  • We've all seen the sculpted bodies on the cover of Sports Illustrated or Men's Fitness, but there is one very difficult choice you have to make to look like that. Yeah, abs are great, but have you tried donuts? Donuts, we believe, are way better than a chiseled stomach. First of all, abs come in a six-pack, but donuts typically come by the dozen. That's twice as much. Also, there's really only one variety of abs, but donuts have tons of delicious variants. And finally, abs come as a byproduct of hundreds of hours of sweating and working, but donuts are only like six dollars a dozen! Even at minimum wage, you could buy at least a dozen donuts with one hour of work. You definitely can't get even a single ab muscle to show after an hour of work. So if the winner of this contest is as clear to you as it is to us, grab this wine bag and let the world know which choice you've made.

    This is a Drawstring Wine Bag (10 oz.) that has the following qualities:

    • Includes Jute Drawstring;
    • 100% Linen;
    • 6 in. x 14 in.
    • Printed with eco-friendly ink.
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